tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

thesickestjokes:

The Pope is going to resign and to be honest I don’t blame him.

I’d leave my job too if my boss never showed up.

tastefullyoffensive:

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droil:

forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t called a squad

nadeane:

highigor:


I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water?
randomdeinonychus:

Welp, there goes any chance of taking Prometheus seriously ever again.

HE KNOCKED THE BUCKET OFF
AND THERE WAS ANOTHER BUCKET UNDERNEATH